Top 10 Pick-Up Lines You Will Hear at a Storage FacilityFinding a date is difficult and in this world of online dating people rarely take the time to talk and meet people face to face. The truth is, talking to a person you've never met before is intimidating and awkward. This is why we've come up with the perfect solution - 10 pick up lines you can use while at a storage facility! It doesn't get much easier than this. If you use these lines, it will practically guarantee you a perfect first date! What are you waiting for? Get out there, show your confidence and use these lines to close the deal!
1. Your eyes are the same color as my storage unit.
2. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this storage unit?
3. I'm not actually this tall. I'm standing on my storage boxes.
4. I don't need a storage unit but can I reserve you?
5. You're not a storage unit, but you've locked up my heart.
6. Didn't I see you on the cover of the SSA Globe?
7. Here's the key to my car, house, storage unit....and heart.
8. That's not a lock cutter in my pocket but thanks for noticing!
9. I'll bet my storage unit is the biggest you've ever seen!
10. Your storage unit or mine?
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